Sarcastic quotes about online dating

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Remember that we are the largest free online dating service, so you will never have to pay a dime to meet your soulmate.Here are some good quotes that some friends have given me and I have read! *Life is too short..kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truely and forgive quickly!

Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for good.

Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it.

Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth.

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